Three words: puerto rican gang bang
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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