My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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