i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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