I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My vagina is officially offended.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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