I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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