we're chasing vodka with high fives
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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