Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
There's always time for handjobs
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
