Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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