I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
