dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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