i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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