Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize