wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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