did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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