I'm passing your future prison.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
as a side note pls kill me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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