we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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