you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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