So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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