Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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