I want to make a zoo with you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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