Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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