420 ftw
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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