As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize