Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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