Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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