She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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