Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
nutella sex= disaster
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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