This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
