all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I cut my penus on the lid.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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