I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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