Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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