Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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