please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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