Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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