yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All I want is dick and wine.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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