I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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