so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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