I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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