Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
