just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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