Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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