im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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