I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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