Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You can't just leave with hair like that
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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