We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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