I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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