wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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