Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
