Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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