Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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