I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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