That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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