we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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