is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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