and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
